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What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks. What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? Why are hurricanes normally named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Why are Penises the lightest things in the world? Even thoughts can raise them. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

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